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Photo courtesy of www. Houston Premiere Goodbye gray skies, hello blue! Life is disappointing? Forget it! In here, life is beautiful. The girls are beautiful. Even the orchestra is beautiful! Callahan: I think his chest is waxed. Vivian: But they bring their boys up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse. All: If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.

Is he gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code. Brooke: Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed. All: Huh. So many shades of gray………. Judge: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday. Gay or european? Gay or Euro-. Emmett: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I'd like to try. Callahan: The floor is yours. Emmett: So Mr. Windam has been going on for? Mikos: 2 years.

Emmett: And your first name again is? Mikos: Mikos. Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is? Mikos: Carlos. I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend. Carlos: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it.

I no cover for you, no more! Peoples, I have a big announcement. This man is Gay and European! You've got to stop your being a completely closet case. No matter what he say. I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way. You are so gay. You big parfait!

You flaming boy band cabaret. Mikos: I'm straight! Carlos: You were not yesterday. So if I may, I'm proud to say. He's gay! All: And European! Carlos: He's gay! All: And European and Gay! Mikos: Fine okay I'm gay!

All: Hooray! Mikos and Carlos: Fine. We're gay! See how extremely hilarious and deliriously happy Legally Blonde the Musical is? It made me truly forget about all my worries. GIRL: Look at my ass. Look at my thighs. I'm catnip to the guys. They chase my tail. They drool and pant. Wanna touch this but they can't. All the boys want to come and play. Snap my fingers and they obey. Why do they follow me around all day?

Watch me while I walk away I bend and snap. Feel how hot it's getting bend and snap. They cheer and clap.

No tight end can defend against the bend and snap. ELLE: And you! This wouldn't work if I tried all day. I gotta go get my asthma spray. ELLE: Look how good you're gettin'! Bend and snap! So depend on your friend for the bend ELLE: It's not the time to over think. Just try it once. But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls. Come on Paulette! ELLE: You'll be fine!

GUY: Works every time! GUYS: Why? All the boys come to gawk away. Droppin' jaws from a block away. Watchin' how I walk away. GUYS: Love to watch her walk away!

Now look how hot it's gettin'…bend and snap! I bet right now you're sweatin' ALL: Spring the trap. Go Paulette! Recommended For Recommended for ages 10 and older. Upcoming Performances Tue, Aug 16 pm. Reviews "'Mean Girls' is not a regular musical.

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